World's Worst 100 Websites

A cruise around the lowlights, lowlifes and utterpointlessnesses of the internet... with added popular-things-which-are-not-very-good.

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

The List Is Finished

The order is sorted and I'm in the process of reviewing the sites. I've decided not to even link to the Nazi site I found, so if people are interested in it, they'll have to go looking themselves.

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Twisted News

Topical Jokes on this site, which is pleasant to the eye, though slightly cluttered with Ads. Their irreverent take on the news is a constant delight. What's bad about it? Well... it's not especially useful or especially good use of time... though perhaps that's good.

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

For Wimps?

A myriad of links to videos which may disturb you at Wimp.com.

Sack the web designer

Panels of graphics for every corner of the page. Random icons which link back to the main page. Links to an external site for all content. This might be a placeholder or under construction... it's definitely horrible. Drop Dead - the Argentinian band.

A Total Pantomime

Siefriend and Roy's website is quite simply a load of marketing with no substance.

Crap to put in your blog

Memes to add to a blog... thing is, memes are supposed to be good. Blogthings has a collection of the others.

My Own Photos Masquerading As Art?

Well, actually, they're masquerading as "photo stock", but the point is that this is a site with large pretensions. Truly Free Stock.

A tacky named dog

And his tacky site: Diamante Nero.

Fossilised

The Bibliography of Fossil Vertebrates - you can search it... but you'll have to work hard... and the results aren't worth it.

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Attack Of The Clones

The site is called Googgle.com it's an intentionally registered misspelling.

A site about what!?

The missing punctuation mark - the interrobang. An entire site for one point.

Apostrophe

The Dreaded Apostrophe has a site dedicated to it.

Monday, May 08, 2006

Pimping your schoolmates

The problem with Friends Reunited is that they charge you to contact people with whom you lost touch for a very good reason. They also encourage you to lie about yourself and go online to have a shufty at other people's lies. Overall, it's a very bad idea.

Sunday, May 07, 2006

A multitude of timewasting pointlessness

Triggur.org - timewasting traps.

Get Down Shep

This site promises a lot, but the cracks begin to show. ShepCollies.dk.

It's melting my brain

This website is quite simply a contradiction in terms: www.amish.net. They can't be hosting it from the back of horse-drawn carriages, surely?

Aptly Named

The aptly names 4 cheap CDs.com has about 4 CDs in each category. The prices look good, but the site looks very basic. Perhaps this is one to go to as a final check that you can't buy that CD cheaper from CD-WOW, Play or Amazon.

One of many ad-led placeholder sites

Maybe you're trying to find out stuff about David Blunkett and so you google him, find there's a DavidBlunkett.org.uk and then find it's nothing more than a bunch of ads.

Annoying.

Stick on beard anyone?

Maybe you could buy that at TalibanReunited.com.

What's Biting Their Beans?

This New Zealand based Soy website seems to have a bee in its bonnet about it. They've even enlisted Darth Vader to speak for them.

Tip-ical

Here's a site run by the whingers of the service industry. Stained Apron - why being served food is a form of low-budget terrorism, apparently.

Encyclopedia, brief and full of ads

It ain't no wikipedia - Infoplease.com.

Am I Hot Or Not

Hotbot, which I remember as one of the original web search engines, is simply not. No way. NotHotBot.

Saturday, May 06, 2006

Not a square deal

The Square wheel - apparently you can buy know-how on how to do this.

No words on this site at all

How to fold a dollar to predict 911. Clear A Path for this weird and wonderful site.

Another crazy

This guy believes that he's involved in something akin to The Truman Show. My feeling is that he's mentally ill.

Nasty and Offensive

This page is not to be viewed by anyone - "Fun under the swastika" - no way!

They're Sayin' Stuff About Google

Do we really need a site with Google-related rumours.

Got Some Idle Time

Then you could participate in the Distributed.net lottery. Well... it's more a futile effort to prove nothing.

Virtual Pizza

A geeky pizza parlour, online since 1994, providing no valuable pizza to anyone. Check out their information regarding Dominos and its heat shielding capabilities.

Idle-time

Why not waste that time with a ScreenSaver that doesn't save the screen - Holding Pattern.

Virtual TV

This website is dedicated to the TV channels and shows of yesteryear. In addition they have flash reconstructions of TV clocks and station IDs. 625.uk.com.

Tease-tastic

The Daily Tease - not the most valuable or useful of mailing lists.

A Thing of Beauty - all dried up

The NASA Astronomy Photo Of The Day is relatively interesting and nice to have. However, it's a bit turgid.

Standing Alone

The Stand Alone conversation forums. Waste of time and space. Looks rotten.

Smile, though your heart is aching

Or maybe use one of these tacky Smileys from SmileyCentral.

Too two dimensional?

A bunch of 2D Games.

Professor Hawking even likes this

There are a lot of easy jokes about Stephen Hawking, this site has some of the harder ones: MC Hawking.

More Pseudo Religion

The Church of the flying spaghetti monster - a pseudo religious site too. Can't we all just agree on one religion? Jedi anyone?

Goat philosophy

Goatism and you thought that wearing a goatie was bad.